AISubs v3.7
We are...
Poop-loving Youtubers!
What are you saying?
You're really saying it, aren't you?
The four of us here love poop.
That's enough. Don't go any further.
Have you ever heard of "poop cat"?
In this world, there is a fruit that a poop cat ate.
A seed comes out of a poop and a poop cat coffee is made.
To put it simply, it's poop coffee.
- Poop coffee. - Poop coffee.
Poop cat poop coffee is said to be very delicious.
When we looked up why we need to poop once in a while,
we found out that it has an effect like an emission caused by a poop cat.
It makes poop taste better.
We don't know if poop cats are the only ones with that effect.
There are many other cats.
So we thought we could do the same thing with different cats.
We've prepared a cat for you.
- Wait a minute. - Huh?
I think we borrowed it from somewhere.
- Shut up! - Hey!
- It's "nya"! - Shut up!
Will poop cat coffee be delicious this time?
You're not "nya"!
We don't know how much power a poop cat has.
But it's possible that poop cat coffee is delicious.
- So we're going to eat poop coffee for now. - We're going to eat poop coffee for now.
Poop Cat Coffee
Here it is.
- This is a poop cat. - Poop coffee.
- It smells like coffee beans. - It doesn't smell like coffee beans at all.
- It smells really good. - Wow, it smells elegant.
- It smells really good. - It doesn't smell like coffee beans?
No, it's okay.
This is before eating.
It's just normal coffee beans.
- Oh... - It's different.
- It smells like coffee beans. - It's totally different.
It doesn't smell like poop at all.
I think it depends on the smell and the effect of the poop cat.
So I'm going to poop this one now.
- Are you going to properly poop and not poop? - Who's going to do it?
Since I'm a helper cat, I can only eat and poop.
Oh, I'm wearing white clothes today. I don't think I can do it.
If you poop and poop, you'll get allergy.
It's me!
I found you!
Found you!
Oh, you're cute!
Then let's eat it right away.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Ah, I've already eaten about ten.
Chinchin!
What does "chinchin" mean?
Huh? Is it this?
Oh, that's it!
That's "chinchin".
What are you doing?
No, you're stacking cute coffee beans.
You're acting weird.
Hey!
It's good, pooping is enough today, but I don't need "chinchin".
Why don't you make your own coffee too!
(laughs)
(music)
Okay everyone, it's been a day and a half since we filmed that video.
There are two reasons for that.
Okay.
One of them is that eating curry and beans at the same time isn't fun.
It's like eating a spoonful of curry and one bean and drinking it forever.
That's about it, so please keep that in mind.
Okay.
And I drank up most of the first cup I showed you.
Oh, really?
I drank up most of it, but there's another reason why it's been a day and a half.
Okay, okay.
I can't poop.
It's like constipation.
It's completely constipation.
Oh, I see.
I used to be able to poop, but I don't think it has anything to do with beans.
I see, I see, I see.
I ate curry and grilled meat at night and just now I ate gas too, but I still can't poop.
I've done it like three times before.
Oh no!
Oh, I'm scared!
Are you okay?
You're gonna rip your butt off again.
Yeah, I'm not gonna rip it off again!
At last, it's convenient.
I feel like the gas is pushing me out, so I'd like to step in for a while.
So, please make a place for the enemy cat to poop.
That's right.
If you were the owner, you wouldn't have to do it.
It's been a while since we've been away together.
The saddest thing is that Shibayu, who was so energetic, is gone.
Okay, I'll make it.
Please do.
Well, if you're a cat, it's a toilet like this.
Oh!
Cat sand on the inside.
Oh!
But the toilet is now complete.
Oh, that's fast!
That's great!
Well, when you say a cat's toilet, it's easy for a cat to pee or go to a dark place.
It's like cat music.
I feel like I'm going to go crazy now.
This is not a kid's thing.
So I'm going to excuse you now.
Well, I'll get out of the room for a moment.
Why?
Because if a cat is seen, it doesn't come out.
You have to check it out!
Don't go out sideways!
You have to go out!
Come sideways! Come sideways!
Don't worry!
Oh, I'm going to go out!
Oh!
Wait, wait, wait, I'm almost there!
Oh, my God!
I'm out!
I'm almost there!
Oh, my God!
It's the worst, seriously!
It's fast, it's fast!
Ouch!
Wow!
It's amazing!
It's like a thousand eyes sacrifice!
It's like a chocolate chip melon pie!
It's amazing!
It stinks!
We managed to poop all over the beans,
so we're going to ask Yumemaru-kun
to clean up the beans later.
Wow!
It's huge!
We're done with the first one,
so let's take it out.
Let's wash it off.
By the way, there's a lump of hair over there.
It's not poop, it's garbage.
Let's do it!
It's the worst!
Wow!
It stinks!
Wow!
It's all over my hands!
Yumemaru-kun is helping me out.
It's my own poop,
so I'll take it out.
I don't have pride!
I can't do it.
I'm sorry, but I'll stop being your friend.
Why?!
Wow!
We're going to wash off
all of the poop that's stuck here.
We've finished a long battle,
and we were able to take out all of the beans.
Here are the beans
that came out of Tetsuya's poop!
It's completely clean now.
Wait, what is this?
Oh!
Can I smell it again?
Ewww!
This is a poop that looks like coffee beans!
Wow!
Even though I washed it carefully!
That means!
Even in this state, the smell of beans is a success!
After all, by passing through the body, something happens to this guy, which is probably the first!
Oh, well, that's right!
Change is happening!
And here you can see for the first time what the difference between a wild cat and a wild cat is!
Oh!
I'll let it dry for a while and leave it until I make them drink it!
So!
That's why!
I got it all of a sudden!
It's not a ride!
After all, you guys hate poop the most in the team!
I hate it!
I don't like it!
By the way, you talk fast!
You haven't explained it here yet, but you talk fast!
First of all, I would like you to smell the coffee of a wild cat!
It smells really good!
That's why!
If you poop, what will you do with it?
It smells really good!
It's insanely good!
Fufufufu!
Then I will put it out!
Here is the coffee of a wild cat!
Wow!
I would like you to smell it first!
Then please!
Now!
One two!
It's poop...
It's over...
Yes, it's poop!
Fufufufufufufufu!
There is a poop!
He smelled the poop!
It smelled like poop!
This is a little painful, isn't it?
Here you go!
Waaa!
It's good!
Yes! Yes!
It's poop!
Fufufufufufufufu!
Let's make it right away!
Okay!
I put the coffee of a wild cat in it!
I will draw the coffee!
(Drawing)
I just drew coffee of a wild cat!
I know this smells good, but I don't think we should drink it.
Let's compare the beans I drank and the beans I drank before.
Oh, that's it.
Even though you just said it.
I haven't said it yet.
It's a promotion.
What is it now?
First of all, let's drink original coffee before me and Jacone drink it.
Yes.
In the meantime, let's take a poop and go.
You said it with a poop.
Oh, I said it with a poop.
Oh, I'm scared.
Let's go.
Oh, it's hard.
What is it?
Oh, it's hard.
I'm taking a poop.
It doesn't smell.
What smell?
Urgh!
What?!
Seriously! Seriously! You guys играging around with poop and all.
Urgh! particularly...
Tired of having to put your hand in there and draw an "h" shape.
Okay. First of all, let's sip some coffee before we take a piss.
Let's have a sip of coffee first.
Coffee, right?
Easy to drink?
Yeah, this is the coffee that I got from taking a poop.
I'm gonna put it in here.
It's gonna smell, isn't it?
Oh, it's corn syrup!
It's the same as before!
It's coffee!
What is it?
It's delicious!
It's scary!
I was surprised!
The replay just now was overwhelming!
It was out of control!
I saw it for the first time!
Come back!
Stop it!
I was seriously going to drink it!
I was going to drink it!
Everything was turned upside down!
This is the worst!
This is all reaction!
It's a microwave!
Let's make it once!
It's like a poop steam!
The coffee part fell down!
The poo part was changed!
The coffee and poop were a poop and coffee!
You guys need be quiet!
It was a poop!
This is a coffee for us!
I was trying to say to you two, "Come on, drink it all!"
But, it was too crazy!
I was going to drink it by myself and go to an emergency...
It was too crazy!
I was trying to say, "You drink it, too!"
It was too crazy!
Let me lick it!
It's a microwave!
It's the same thing.
You're wrong. You're a human.
Hey, you should go to the hospital.
LOL
That's what you're thinking now.
Stop it.
I can smell coffee.
Stop it.
You eat coffee when you're dead.
There are many people like you in the world.
Some people eat poop and die in the past.
It's not good for people who are addicted to this era.
Stop it!
Ai-chan!
I'm sorry!
The taste may be bad, so I'll check it first.
Let's eat!
What?
Stop it!
This person is weird.
You idiot!
Stop it!
You idiot!
Stop it!
I told you!
You knew it!
It's poop!
Everyone knew it!
It's poop!
I didn't know it when I drank it.
However, I felt poop in my mouth when I was thirsty.
It's poop!
Poop was here!
My mouth is stinging!
It's not good!
It's poop!
I was told that it was poop in elementary school.
Finally, it became real poop.